The scene is located indoors in Maiorka, Ukraine

The scene is located indoors in Maiorka, Ukraine. The primary subject is a rectangular blackboard menu, vertically oriented, with a dark, smudged surface within a dark frame. Written in white chalk-like script, the menu is titled "Perfect menu:" and lists three meals: "breakfast: Sex and wine", "lunch: drugs and Vodka", and "dinner: Corvalol and Citramone". To the right of the blackboard stands a carved wooden figurine of a male figure. This figure wears a distinct patterned hat, has a prominent mustache, and is dressed in what appears to be traditional attire, including a light-colored top and a reddish-brown lower garment. Its hands are crossed or positioned in front. Both the blackboard and the figurine rest on a light-colored wooden surface, likely a windowsill or shelf, which displays visible grain and two prominent screw heads. Behind these objects is a dark windowpane. The window glass exhibits surface dust, smudges, and fine scratches, particularly in the upper left quadrant, and reflects an interior light source as a distinct bright point on the right. A faint, indistinct plant or decorative item is partially visible through the lower left portion of the window. The overall lighting is dim, emphasizing reflections on the glass and blackboard.